MAINSTAGE PRODUCTIONS
We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up: The Hymon and Parfunkel Musical
ISSAQUAH MAY 19–JUN 21, 2026 | EVERETT JUN 27–JUL 19, 2026
Book, Music and Lyrics by Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo
Developed with and Directed by Scott Weinstein
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About The Show
It’s the jukebox musical nobody asked for! First there was Mamma Mia!, then Jersey Boys, then Beautiful: The Carole King Musical—and now, at last, there’s We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up, the bio-musical that charts the fictional lives of the most famous folk duo that never existed, chock full of the absolute best songs from their completely fictional catalogue.
From their earliest days performing Christian folk through an unforgettably muddy performance at Woodstock to their hysterically misguided children’s television show, Hymon and Parfunkel have lived (and sung!) through it all. Expect an evening of ear-to-ear smiles and belly-laughs as Saul Hymon and Bart Parfunkel—in tour-de-force performances by writers Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo—satirically skewer the jukebox musical while playing every role (and every instrument!) in this brand-new feel-good buddy show.
Will the perfect fictional folk duo find superstardom, or will they break up? You’ll have to come see to find out!
Audience Note: We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up has some minor adult language and themes.
The estimated run time for this production is 1 hour, 45 minutes (no intermission). Official run time will be determined the week of show’s opening.
