MAINSTAGE PRODUCTIONS
A Very Die Hard Christmas
EVERETT DEC 26–28, 2025
Written by Jeff Schell and The Habit
Directed by Mark Siano
About The Show
Yippie Ki Yay, it’s a Christmas miracle! Seattle’s favorite musical holiday parody is coming to Village Theatre.
A Very Die Hard Christmas has been keeping Seattle in stitches for years—now, Mark Siano and The Habit Comedy bring their utterly hilarious and gloriously campy hit to Village Theatre’s Everett stage, where it’s sure to blow the roof off the joint.
This holiday comedy is perfect for those who like their holiday entertainment with lots of action, 80s jokes, soft rock jams, and villains sassier than your in-laws.
It’s festive. It’s explosive. It’s one weekend only—unlike fruitcake, it won’t last forever. So grab your tickets now, because nothing says Christmas cheer like Nerf guns, nefarious terrorists, and a barefoot hero in a duct vent.
Audience Note: A Very Die Hard Christmas contains adult language and humor, nerf gun violence, and cheesy jokes.
Running Time: 105 minutes including intermission.
